January 2012
December 2011
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
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It's not like I'm really fucking sad or anything.
kikiishiskitty:
taffykins said: Oh man what that is GORGEOUS! Where is this store?! OuO
It’s in Salem! They just opened last week! Their corsets are TO DIE FOR
Oh goddd. I needa go there immediately! Thank the heavens for living right next to Salem!
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My New Years Resolution
To credit the original source of every single thing I post that belongs to someone else. Assuming I post something on this blog that I found elsewhere, although I very rarely ever do that.
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Okay yeah. Officialy watermarking ALL of my...
NOW. Did google image lookup thing. Holy fuck. That picture of me is EVERYWHERE. I am like.. famous or some shit. And I mean, I’d be totally cool with this— if I were famous.
Fuck guys. Maybe I should move to Asia. These bitches love me. Now if only they’d learn to credit.
sarahfu:
career criminal or something: yo guys listen up
crowry:
guys there is this thing
it’s pretty great
it’s called reverse image search
see what you do is you go here
and you drag your unsourced image and drop it into the search bar
like wow what a hot piece of art, how am i ever going to find the source for this with my unlimited internet resources! i guess i will just not even...
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Randall Terry needs to go fuck himself.
The more dead babies you show on my TV commercials, the more I wanna go kill babies. Thanks
Pass by tv, "should there be a national law...
rawst:
squidbutt:
WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED A FUCKING LAW FOR THIS? YEP, LET’S MAKE GUIDELINES FOR BASIC HUMAN ACTIONS.
Get over yourselves, don’t look if you don’t want to see it (no one is making you look), stop telling people how to live their lives.
I don’t understand. Spend time doing more important things, Government people.
THEY CAN’T DO THIS. THEN SOON WOMEN WILL START...
Every girl I know is like →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
trisarahtokes replied to your photo: Mom bought me some new eyebrow jewelry today!…
its not really rejecting, the swelling takes a really long time to go down but normaly every ones eyebrow piercings stick out. once mine fully healed I bought a plastic barbell that I could cut to the right size so mine never sticks out.
Well perhaps that’s it then. Mine was about 4 months old when...
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